your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you are SIXTEEN years old. you're RATHER SPACEY most of the time and usually NOT COHERENT. regardless of this, you have lots of FRIENDS and love making new ones. in your time that isn't spent CONJURING UP MIRACULOUS RHYMES, you enjoy PAINTING and pursuing your SALESMAN career. you have quite a lot of ANGER ISSUES and speak in a manner that ranges from WHIMSICALLY CAREFREE to VIOLENTLY FUCKING FURIOUS, and your typing ALTERNATES from all lowercase to ALL MOTHERFUCKING CAPS.

you were previously a member of an OBSCURE CULT that you DO NOT SPEAK OF anymore. your WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING PERSPECTIVE has changed and the world's LIES have never been clearer.